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Another Joke...

Thu Feb 3, 2005, 7:50 PM
"Ok, kids," said Ms. Jenkins, the first grade teacher, "we're going to work on our vocabulary now. Can anyone use the word 'definitely' in a sentence? Yes, Billy."

"The sky is definitely blue," said Billy.

"Good try, but no," said Ms. Jenkins. "Sometimes the sky is grey and multi-colored at sunrise and sunset. How about you, Missy?"

"Tress are definitely green," said Missy.

"Another good try, but no. Some trees change color in the fall. Mikey, do you have a question?"

"Yes," said Mikey. "Do farts have lumps?"

"Umm..." said Ms. Jenkins. "No, Mikey. Farts do not have lumps."

"Oh. Then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants."
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  • Current Residence: cardboard box on the street
  • Interests: many and varied
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club. No Question.
  • Favourite band or musician: Currently? Probably Pink Floyd.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything with a distorted guitar.
  • Favourite artist: umm... Salvador Dali... yeah. Him.
  • Favourite poet or writer: E.E. Cummings rocks.
  • Favourite style of art: I'm a huge fan of comic book or sequential art.
  • Operating System: Windows XP, unfortunately. I long for a Mac.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spiderman.
  • Personal Quote: "You lock the door and throw away the key, there's someone in my head but its not me."
  • Tools of the Trade: Flash, Dig Cameras, pen and ink, photoshop, illustrator, HTML, pencil, acrylic paints, watercolor.

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:iconcoelurus:
~Coelurus Mar 6, 2006, 11:30:29 AM
You have loads of phenomenal peices of art in this gallery! I love your drawing style! Your Star Wars pictures are really full of life! :D

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~mastrcbaoth Mar 22, 2005, 7:51:38 PM
you have some great stuff yourself, i may have to watch you watching me.

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:icondr-elosmisho:
~dr-elosmisho Mar 18, 2005, 7:23:41 AM
thanks for the fav! :D

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*MissLeo Jan 16, 2005, 7:30:32 PM
Hey thanks for the watch! :peace: I like yr gallery very much- such neat,cool pics so I am watching you too :)
:iconhuang:
~huang Dec 30, 2004, 2:45:12 PM
Hey, thanks for stopping by. You have a great gallery yourself. :)

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:icondaveizoid:
=daveizoid Oct 14, 2004, 5:40:44 AM
Nice gallery!!! XD
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=daveizoid Oct 13, 2004, 3:45:52 AM
Hey, I go to NEIT too! Ya gotta log out of your account before you leave the lab!!!
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~dr-elosmisho Oct 1, 2004, 7:38:20 PM
^^ thanks for the watch!!! :excited:

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Dr. Elosmisho>>Taking over the HealthCare System One Victim... *cough* Politician at a Time. :ambulance:
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~dr-elosmisho Sep 30, 2004, 7:23:47 PM
hmmmm...i'm trying to figure out why i haven't watched you. geez, i shall do it know. :nod:

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Dr. Elosmisho>>Taking over the HealthCare System One Victim... *cough* Politician at a Time. :ambulance:
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~dinoneill Sep 29, 2004, 6:26:27 PM
Awesome art style!

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